Review: Tenga Hole Lotion
I’m a creature of habit, it’s true. I tend to turn to the same thing time after time if I can, after all if it’s not broken why fix it? So I was pleasantly surprised when in a fit of impromptu...
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Review: Njoy Pure Wand
Okay, so I’ve had the Pure Wand for over a year now. I was fascinated over how shiny it is. I broke a nail trying to catch it as it fell off my coffee table. I used it. And I used it. And I used it...
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Review: Crystal Delights Glass Plugs
I have spent many years looking for the perfect butt-plugs and accumulated quite the collection. Of all the various toys I’ve had in my bum, one set of plugs in particular stands out from all the rest...
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Adventures In Lube-land
If you’ve shopped for lube lately, you probably know that there are a lot more options available today than just ye olde KY or Astroglide. Options are good, we like options, but sometimes all those...
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Review: Cosmic Bear Lube
Yeah, I know- another lube post. But this one couldn’t wait. It just couldn’t. About a year ago I started googling around for glow-in-the-dark lube. Why? Because I’m me, because I have a weird affinity...
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Join me for a Joy Ride!
Gotcha! Happy April Fools Day everyone! Commutes to work. Running around town on errands. The amount of time we spend in our cars these days seems endless. If you’re like me and live in a city, short...
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Review: Vixen VixSkin Randy
“No. No way. No way in hell.” “I am NOT a size-queen. That is just not gonna happen.” “I think you’re mistaken, I’m not the TARDIS in the family!” If you had asked me a year, or even three months ago,...
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Review: Bad Dragon Crackers Cockatrice
I can’t remember when I first heard of Bad Dragon. Somehow I just seem to recall them always being on my radar, though I know that can’t possibly be the case. It just feels like I’ve always had that...
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Review: Vixen Creations Gemstones
Anal beads have long been one of those things where fantasy and reality differ drastically. People envision balls on a string, with a vast difference between the size of the beads and the connecting...
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Review: Fun Factory Stronic (the short version)
Stronic review the short version: YES. GOOD. BUY ONE. MONTHS after receiving it them I still can’t formulate words to explain how awesome it is. I’m so sorry but it’s just that good. Yes, I know, it’s...
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Review: OxBalls Gym-Boy
A note from Lorax: Sometimes, when you’re in this line of work, you end up with sex utensils intended for anatomy that you don’t have. So it was with the OxBalls Gym-Boy. It’s languished in a drawer...
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Review: NobEssence Romp
AKA sometimes a buttplug is just that good that you’ll ignore common sense just to wear it. I’ve spent a lot of time putting things in my ass for fun and for science, and so I’d like to think it means...
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Since you asked…
I get a lot of rather specific search strings that lead folks to my site. Sometimes they’re even in the form of a question. So I’ve decided to go through and periodically answer some of these searches....
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Review: Njoy Eleven
The Njoy Eleven is a thing of legend. I think it was one of the first sex-utensils that I put on my wishlist, much like every other sex-writer, -worker, and reviewer on this here planet. It’s the sort...
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Review: Crystal Delights Glass Plugs
I have spent many years looking for the perfect butt-plugs and accumulated quite the collection. Of all the various toys I’ve had in my bum, one set of plugs in particular stands out from all the rest...
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Adventures In Lube-land (aka the Epic Lube Post)
If you’ve shopped for lube lately, you probably know that there are a lot more options available today than just ye olde KY or Astroglide. Options are good, we like options, but sometimes all those...
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The Curious Incident of the Romp in my Butt
As you might imagine, being a writer on the internet means you get a bit of email. Being a writer on the internet about sex gets you a lot of email. Sometimes one shows up which absolutely must be...
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